May 28, 2012

Shit cameraphone photographs from the british museum (dotTumblrdotCom)

May 28, 2012

Hey, I just met you, And This Is Crazy, But I’m Picasso, So call me, Maybe?

Went to the British Museum this evening with Dad. This made me laugh.

Hey, I just met you,
And This Is Crazy,
But I’m Picasso,
So call me, Maybe?

Went to the British Museum this evening with Dad. This made me laugh.

May 20, 2012

(Source: beardlyguy)

May 19, 2012

If you could go to this website and like this video, it would be really appreciated.

May 10, 2012

May 6, 2012
I,Boyfriend

With a satisfied sigh
I fall back on my side
and rest my head on the pillows.

Her green eyes,
With a light of their own,
shine back into mine
and her bright red hair presses,
Imperceptibly damp against her temples,

Her smile,
Once nervous, now satisfied,
moves towards mine,
Our lips touch… and hold,
and I feel her grow a girlish grin.

She holds still again, bites my lip and retreats,
smilingly she looks me over, surveys my face,
playfully she digs her nails a little into my back,
I jump with a start, while she pulls me in
and there’s a “clunk” where our foreheads meet.

I pretend to be injured,
Fall back on the bed
she laughs,
and asks
“Are you just going to lay there in silence”
“You better not be about to fall asleep on me”
so i crane down to her,
she laughs with glee
and I draw her in my arms and sleepily mumble,
“Don’t know what you mean?”

Her warm head against my chest,
Raises and falls with my breath
and her fingers, sliding down, draw meaningless
idle shapes on my thigh.
Staring at her wall though,
A metallic taste in my mouth
troubles my peaceful mind.

Curling a ginger strand around my finger,
she looks up at me,
“You have beautiful hair”
I mean to say,
My lips move,
But instead, from a voice that’s not mine, come the words
“ERROR, VOICE CODEC NOT FOUND”

In a snap,
She’s sat up like a bolt,
Her hair tugged from my grasp falls back against her breast,
and her skin prickles.

A cold shot of fear runs through me,
“I don’t know what came over me,” I plead,
But all of a sudden, for the first time I realise,
I don’t know where I am, or how I got here,
She ignores me, and to my surprise,
In a quick, deft movement she’s reach around my head,
and behind my ear, where there should only be skull,
She’s opened a control panel instead.

Her fingers move inside what I though was my brain,
and I feel her flick a switch and exclaim,
“These fucking Android versions, I knew I should’ve gotten an Apple”
“What do you mean?” I mean to say,
but instead this dead voice proclaims,
“CRITICAL SOFTWARE ERROR, PLEASE RESTART”

“Well shit,” she says, “That’s going to put you out of action for at least an hour,”
And the anger and hate in her eyes stings,
This girl, whoever she is, I thought was mine,
(Whatever mine is, whoever I am?)

Now she hates me, I swear
I don’t know what’s gone wrong,
Another switch flicks and I feel myself paralysed,
naked on her bed, my skin grows chilled.
She pulls on a T-shirt,
and, as if because of guilt,
Leans over,
and places one more hot kiss on my cold mechanical flesh.
She runs her fingers through what I thought was my hair,
And i see the green light return to her stare.
Her hand rests on my ear and her fingers reach to the switches on the back,
And with a cold hard press, everything goes black.

May 4, 2012

tregetours:

“If only it could be like this always.
Always summer. Always alone. 
Fruit always ripe.”
- Sebastian, Brideshead Revisited 

(via et-in-arcadia-ego)

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April 26, 2012
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April 7, 2012
Easter Saturday

My only regret,
From last night, was waking up
To Care for others

Your beauty astounds
And burns out this memory
All day I’m smiling

I’m disorganised
and massively forgetful
but if I were able

I would message you
And Tweet at you all day long
But I know you know

I care for you too.

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April 6, 2012
Good Morning Good Friday

This easter weekend
Another vast waste of time
Awaits both of us.

Download Instagram
Take photographs for tumblr
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My Legs and My chest
Warmed and chilled respectively
My Duvet’s too small

                                                        Keep Remembering:
                                                        These are “going to be the
                                                        Best Years of My life”

Check my battered phone
Time to get out of bed, Matt.
Lets go get some beer.

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March 26, 2012
et-in-arcadia-ego:

poem by me
photograph found here

et-in-arcadia-ego:

poem by me

photograph found here

March 20, 2012
Why I don’t Believe in God

I got a bit of an ego boost after writing about the ICU elections. So I decided for my follow up article I would go for the one topic that has even less real world effect on my life than Student Union politics: The existence of God.

A bible quote that I like to use in any argument, ever.

King Solomon was writing a long time before the advent of the internet, but he has, in this passage from the old testament, predicted the behavior of a lot of celebrities with twitter accounts.

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March 12, 2012
First reply from my international army of pen pals arrived today, including a sweet map. Cheers eyepeabee

First reply from my international army of pen pals arrived today, including a sweet map. Cheers eyepeabee

March 10, 2012
Why I’m voting for Tim Arbabzadah

In my opinion, the Felix editorship is the second highest profile job that we are currently voting for at this election. I have thought long and hard about whom to campaign for in this race, because both of the real candidates (sorry Lo-Po) are known to me personally, but Tim has become a close friend recently. I appreciate entirely if at this point you stop reading because you regard my whole opinion in this issue to be biased, but I will endeavour to do my best to explain myself as objectively as possible.

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March 7, 2012
Why I am going to vote for Abdul Patel

I’m writing tonight because, after the “Meet the Candidates” online hustings for Imperial College Union’s Sabbatical elections, I’ve actually felt, for the first time in my whole five years here, like I care about who wins the presidential race.

I’ve been at Imperial College for five years. I mention this quite a lot, I think it’s some form of self defence; “yeah I’m a loser but I’ve been here five years so cut me some slack, yeah?” What’s worse is that if/when I actually leave here as Dr Matthew Robert Allinson BEng MRes PhD ARSM ARCS ARSC OFWGKTA I’ll have been here seven years.

This is a difficult article to write, because I actually like the Union Presidents that I know in any personal capacity. I appreciate that not only do they care about what they do, but I also appreciate that they put a hell of a lot of effort into what they do. However, I’ve never felt that I really care about anything they do. Union Presidents to me just seem, well, impotent. The Union appears to be like a fun little game in which we get to play at being organised in committees and planning things and coming up with proposals, but frankly it often feels like the Union is a cat, chasing a little red laser pointer dot on the floor being pointed by College. 

(Another gripping evening at ICU council) 

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